Friend: Yo why dont you watch porn?
Me: Because in niggaverbs chapter 3 verse 17 it says " may the holy child not beat his meat to porno"
Friend: wow i shoulda known better a long time ago.
n. A deer-like creature that sports an afro and has dollar signs shaved into its fur. These beasts can often be heard during mating season due to their distinctive cry, "Nyukka, Nyukka".
We tried to go camping last weekend, but those damned niggalopes kept usup all night.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.