Friend: Yo why dont you watch porn?
Me: Because in niggaverbs chapter 3 verse 17 it says " may the holy child not beat his meat to porno"
Friend: wow i shoulda known better a long time ago.
n. A deer-like creature that sports an afro and has dollar signs shaved into its fur. These beasts can often be heard during mating season due to their distinctive cry, "Nyukka, Nyukka".