Ngijol is the bestest buddy you could ever ask for—a rare and mystical creature known to appear when you need them most. Always down to lend an ear, offer a wise word, or simply vibe. A top-tier office roommate and an all-around gem.
Ngijols are known for being exceptionally tall, wickedly talented writers, and mysteriously passionate about grapefruit.
If you ever needed to summon a Ngijol, the ritual is simple: acquire a large chocolate chip cookie, a fresh grapefruit, and press play on some Orion Sun (a musical artist Ngijols are particularly fond of). Wait patiently. The Ngijol will appear.
Ngijols are known for being exceptionally tall, wickedly talented writers, and mysteriously passionate about grapefruit.
If you ever needed to summon a Ngijol, the ritual is simple: acquire a large chocolate chip cookie, a fresh grapefruit, and press play on some Orion Sun (a musical artist Ngijols are particularly fond of). Wait patiently. The Ngijol will appear.
Just as the moon hit its peak and the grapefruit was sliced, a Ngijol emerged from the mist—cookie in hand, wisdom in eyes, and Orion Sun echoing softly in the distance.
by CozieRozie April 07, 2025
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