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Short for "Japaneser" and derived from the pronunciation of the word "Japanese." Used to provide a much cooler (and potentially more offensive) way of referring to the citizens of Japan.
What up, mah Neezer?
Neezer by Webster Aint Shit January 22, 2015
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A CheAp internet service provider. 9.95 A month for standard dial up service, 14.95 For high speed dial(does not affect download er ne thing)
Netzero is sooo nice, a nice cheap internet....NO! Net zero has a catch, spy and adware come with the pooled ads also do some programs involving messing up your browser. In Old versions of netzero you could not run a full screen game, Then they realized you won't see what is happening.
Netzero by BObo D. HObo July 22, 2004
Synonym for “penis”
“Yeah, she was ebbin on this neezer all night bro!”
Neezer by Croc_ December 12, 2021
An internet service provider that gives you internet for cheap prices but very bad. Dialup of course. I used the high speed version and it was still extremely slow. It stops loading after a few pages of web browsing.

Free Netzero: 10 hours of crappy internet. I used MetConnect for free in the projects and it was running fast like cable.

Paid Netzero: Faster than free, but stops loading after an hour or so. Restarting your computer or reconnecting helps but not always.
Omg! My free internet from Netzero ran out. I used 10 hours in a month and now I have no more left!
Netzero by Underwater Ruins June 23, 2008

Nezerene 

Nezerene is a very thoughtful, considerate person who is always good with words. She is cute, helpful and knows how to socialize but gets shy after a while. When she notices you are down, through text or face, she asks for your well-being and you are free to cry in her shoulders. When you tell her what's wrong, she gives advices you'll remember for life but always considers your opinion on it. She doesn't force you to tell her your problems, but she reminds you that she'll always be there for you. She is very mindful of the words she uses making sure she doesn't say anything that can hurt you in anyway. This pure-hearted person would not wish harm towards anyone who has wronged her, but would gladly fight and curse anyone who messes with those she loves. Nezerene is a rare gem and deserves love all the way.
Yo! Do you need emotional support? Here, have a Nezerene!
Nezerene by IcirtemolikDer June 8, 2021
Wow is your name Neyfer? Then you're a cute person.
neyfer by uknwhoim November 21, 2021
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