Newtons Laws 

NEWTONS LAWS
1.) Law of inertia
2.) A=F/M
3.) Action/Reaction
4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust
5.) FMK!!
6.) Buckets
7.) Galactical Theorum
8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female
9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops
10.) Look at them lips
11.) You do not talk about newton's laws
12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight

-Endorsed by:
Brent "Flash" Morrison
see: morrison's pimp shack

Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics
Student B- Consult Newtons laws
Student A- WOW...

Newtons Laws by Chris lambie April 27, 2006

newtons three laws of motion 

1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Newtons three laws of motion come into play at a skatepark.

newtons three laws of motion by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003