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Newman's Day 

(1) Holiday celebrated every April 24th, involving the drinking of at least 24 beers. Any scheduled activity (e.g. work, classes, baptisms) must still be attended.

(2) An act of stupidity involing significant drinking, similar to the "yoke challenge".
"Did you see Chauncey? He just finished Newman's Day and looks f*cked up!"

"We were so bored we decided to pull a Newman's Day last night."
Newman's Day by Tastey Taste April 7, 2004
Words you can keep

paul newman's cat 

Charity, Paul Newman's cat, is whom all of Paul Newman's profits go to, hence the term on all of Paul Newman's food and drink products," All Profits To Charity."
Paul Newman's cat sure has a lot of money.

Cardinal Newman School

Cardinal Newman Catholic School and Community College is a crappy secondary school in Coventry, England, but it's not as bad as President Kennedy and Coundon Court.
The teachers are retarded and so are most of the students. The year 7's think they are badmans, and everyone from year 9 to 13 are druggies, tramps, spastic; only a small amount of people are normal. Year 8 are just as bad though, most of the girls are so tarty that if they went in a swimming pool the water would turn orange.

I should know, I go to this school..

Newman Smith

The short word for "I live with sewer rats and eat condoms"
"Yeah, im a newman smith, i LOVE rats!

neiman's 

Short for Neiman Marcus, a very high end department store based in Dallas, Texas. Known for extravagent merchandise and an over-the-top shopping experience.
Skookeshia looks real good, she done been shopping at Neiman's.
neiman's by Specialk#1 October 17, 2005

Isadore Newman School

A school where a bunch of rich kids go but actually does have a lot of smart people along with their dumb people! Also the person in the other def called us stupid but doesn't know how to spell the name of the school. It's Isidore not Isadore. Also you can't call people stupid when you never properly learned to speak english!@stubblywave3370 It would be "they" not "their" lol. Also I'm pretty sure we'll all have pretty good jobs based solely off of our parentage. Though I concede that we may be less deserving than other candidates our class alone makes us more likely to get real jobs. One of the worlds unfortunate realities.
"they will never get real jobs" not "their will never get real jobs"

Isadore Newman School

Neiman's Cloud

Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.
"Ugh, in order to get to the handbag department I had to go through so many Neiman's clouds!"
Neiman's Cloud by HRH Meerkat December 30, 2011
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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