Some guy that is actually good at every game but sucks massive chode while his leg is being hugged by a Tyler brewer and ripping a fat cock rip in the mic then leaving for the rest of the night to stick batteries in his nose to charge his brain cum cells and is also a beta male.
Hey look at that Nathan Newhouse over there I’m so gay and want his noodle.
A dude who does have a “new house” but smokes pot to get high enough to ride on a spirit airlines flight legend says that the money he’s used to buy weed he could have actually bought a “new house” but instead enjoys getting his legs hugged by a Tyler Brewer while drinking a choccy milk to make the pain go away
Man he smokes a lot of pot he must be a Nathan Newhouse
A person who possesses the best of both worlds. Bittersweet. She’s super chill but wont hesitate to buck if the situation calls for it. One bad bitch. Fiercely loyal to her future husband Todd Geaslin. She’s a lover and a fighter for what she’s passionate about.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!