newd

A l33t way of saying nude.

She was newd and hawt and sucked my fawking cawk. Gawd I wub sp34king l33t.

by not a jew July 25, 2003

Newd

Newd, like lewd but genitalia and breasts (In some cases) are showning.

That newd chick is hot. I like her dick...

by Weird dude October 11, 2020

Newd

Newd is a combination of nude and lewd, when a person has clothes on but privates are showing.

Damn that newd chick is hot, it's even better when I can see her dick.

by Weird dude October 11, 2020

Newdles

Another word for noodles.

"Can I please have some newdles?"
"Yes, I can send you some newdles, sir"

by newdles July 22, 2009

Newdge

Response or commentary to any question or situation when DRUNK. Can have a positive or negative meaning depending on the context of the conversation. The Drunker the individual the longer the ewdge!

Before passing out at his bachelor party, Chris said goodnight and Newdge!!!!

by sioss1 July 16, 2008

newdicking

Having sex with someone who you haven't had sex with before... (See also: redicking)

- I thought you were redicking that chick you used to date?

- I am, but I'm newdicking the chick I went out with last night....

by Marco Ace October 10, 2016

Newdawgery

A general failure to produce humor, despite numerous overly complicated efforts to do such. Also marked with prolific use of acronyms that don't make sense, and numerous epic failures at seemingly simple tasks.

Bob's constant newdawgery around the office, from his bad jokes in poor taste to his confusing use of acronyms, has led many of his coworkers to go out of their way to avoid him during the day.

by Pollster March 4, 2009