Newcastle United 

A proud footballing club from the port city of Newcastle in the north East of England.

Playing their home games at the massive 52,000 all seater stadium "St. James' Park" they have enjoyed top flight football for a long time.

Newcastle United is home to the player with the most ammount of goals in the Priemiership ever. Alan Shearer.

The clubs nickname is "The magpies" They play in Black and white. They are offcially the most powerful club in the North East, casting the likes of minnows Sunderland and Hartlepool in to shadow.

Newcastle United 5 - 0 Manchester United, 1996.

Newcastle United by ruffle November 13, 2005

Newcastle United 

Newcastle United common term for shit.

Dan: fuck me bill you’ve left a big Newcastle United in me bog.
Bill: aye sorry mate wouldn’t go in there for a while.

Newcastle United by sammyschlong69 December 16, 2021

Newcastle United 

A Football team which ether has either Overrated,Poor or amateur players playing in a barcoded strip for sad,stupid pathetic supporters.

Newcastle United Fan:We are the best in the league!

Footabll Fan:no youre not your bottom of the league

Newcastle United by BoroBoy May 16, 2009

Newcastle United 

Soon-to-be-debt-ridden club with barcodes for shirts and a penchant for signing complete arseholes

Bowyer, Woodgate, Bellamy, Shearer, Kluivert

"We saw you crying on the telly!"

Newcastle United by zutroy August 30, 2004

newcastle united 

are complete and utter shite

Stop blabbering on, you're a team of no-marks. Newcastle united? Whatever.

newcastle united by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008