Newcastle United

A proud footballing club from the port city of Newcastle in the north East of England.

Playing their home games at the massive 52,000 all seater stadium "St. James' Park" they have enjoyed top flight football for a long time.

Newcastle United is home to the player with the most ammount of goals in the Priemiership ever. Alan Shearer.

The clubs nickname is "The magpies" They play in Black and white. They are offcially the most powerful club in the North East, casting the likes of minnows Sunderland and Hartlepool in to shadow.

Newcastle United 5 - 0 Manchester United, 1996.

Newcastle United by ruffle November 13, 2005

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Newcastle United

Newcastle United common term for shit.

Dan: fuck me bill you’ve left a big Newcastle United in me bog.
Bill: aye sorry mate wouldn’t go in there for a while.

Newcastle United by sammyschlong69 December 16, 2021

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Newcastle United

A Football team which ether has either Overrated,Poor or amateur players playing in a barcoded strip for sad,stupid pathetic supporters.

Newcastle United Fan:We are the best in the league!

Footabll Fan:no youre not your bottom of the league

Newcastle United by BoroBoy May 16, 2009

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Newcastle United

Soon-to-be-debt-ridden club with barcodes for shirts and a penchant for signing complete arseholes

Bowyer, Woodgate, Bellamy, Shearer, Kluivert

"We saw you crying on the telly!"

Newcastle United by zutroy August 30, 2004

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newcastle united

are complete and utter shite

Stop blabbering on, you're a team of no-marks. Newcastle united? Whatever.

newcastle united by Oldmangaz January 3, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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