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New Fangled 

An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.
Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmy was rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!
New Fangled by SealingPhan April 18, 2009
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New Fangled 

Something old people say when presented with things that confuse them.
Child: Hey, Grandpa! Check out my 2000 year old Nokia cell phone!

Grandpa: Damn you and your New fangled technology... (proceeds to rant for an hour about things when he was a kid)
New Fangled by TheRoyalBurger June 18, 2022

newfangled 

something that is recently made or discovered relative to the speaker.
To my grampa, this computer seems newfangled.
newfangled by Hank May 12, 2003

newfangle 

A new and beautiful thing that comes in your life at random points to bring joy and spread happiness.
person 1: wow, you are such a newfangle! i’m so glad you’re in my life
person 2: aw thank you! i think you’re a newfangle too! :)
newfangle by Sarah1847383 July 31, 2021

nerfangled 

That poor girl just walked into a wall, she is so nerfangled

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026