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New Yorked 

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
New Yorked by utah June 1, 2015
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New Yorked 

When an out-of-towner gets owned by a resident in navigating the ins-and-outs of Manhattan.
When a cab that you hailed pulls to the side about 5 feet in front of where you are standing, and a woman who was standing behind you shuffles in front of you, opens the door, looks at you, shrugs, gets in, and closes the door, you got "New Yorked."
New Yorked by Wingracer1 May 29, 2014

New Yorked 

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
New Yorked by utah June 2, 2015

New Yorked 

When during a routine traffic stop a law enforcement official(s) without provocation smashes a citizen's car window(s) out with a police baton, drags the driver off to the side of the road, and proceeds to unload multiple rounds into their torso with their issued duty firearm.
"When the police pulled that man over, despite his compliance, the police approached his vehicle and NEW YORKED him. Another roadside piracy."
New Yorked by Joe9001 January 13, 2015

Bearded New Yorker

According to Artie, its a racial slur for a Jewish person. Yea right.
I saw a whole group of Bearded New Yorkers taking Subcutex today.
Bearded New Yorker by engine7 August 17, 2008

New Yorkerization

if you haven't started already, your New Yorkerization requires a disciplined daily reading of the new york times and the new yorker magazine.
New Yorkerization by joegibbon2 December 30, 2010

new yorker 

According to them they are better than you,me,and anyone else who is not from New York City.
Me:Well I got to catch my flight back to seattle in 10 minutes.
New Yorker:Ohh wow you live in seattle!Do you own a farm?
Me:NO! Dumbass.
new yorker by Okami March 20, 2008
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