Cancun

A place were arrogant New yorkers,Los Angeleans,and rich white kids go for an "Adventure" even though they're just gonna stay at a 5 star hotel,get a tan,and get drunk.

Rich Preppy Guy From NYC:My word! Drinking alcohol and eating a taco on the beach you cant get more exotic than this!
Rich White Suburban L.A. Girl:Like totally man,Cancun is so great!!!
I LOVE mexican culture!
Me:Couldn't you guys do all this back were your from?
Them:Uhh...well...Uhh...We have a date with the spa...by!

by Okami March 19, 2008

sushi

Apparently to most americans the only food that the japanese
eat.

John:Lets Go Get Some Sushi!
Jack:I'd rather Get Some Kabayaki.
John:Hey Is That The Sushi That Uses Raw Octopus!?!I'd Love That!
Jack:Idiot.

by Okami March 19, 2008

Delilah

A radio show with extremely sappy music and an overly dramatic host with callers that have watched way to many hallmark movies. It also happens to be broadcasted only a few miles from were I live. HELP ME!!!

Delilah:Brandine from arkansas tell us what makes you HAPPY or SAD!?!
Brandine:Well I just found out who my baby's baby daddy is,Cletus you got a daughter!!I'm so glad I Got a grandbaby
before I geted any older than 30!! I thank Jesus every day for giving me these children,ITS JUST A MIRACLE!!!

Delilah:Camilla from NYC what makes you happy or sad!?!
Camilla:Well I'm sad because I met this guy but it turns out
he's from oklahoma and I dont what anything to do with people who aren't as good as us new yorkers.Its Like Romeo and Juliet!

Me:UUGGHHH Shoot me now!(smashes in stereo)

by Okami March 20, 2008

new yorker

According to them they are better than you,me,and anyone else who is not from New York City.

Me:Well I got to catch my flight back to seattle in 10 minutes.
New Yorker:Ohh wow you live in seattle!Do you own a farm?
Me:NO! Dumbass.

by Okami March 20, 2008