New Specs 

A cracking Birmingham UK based ska band. Named to be the 'New Specials' but they soon realised that they could never match up to the expectation of that name so it was shortened to New Specs.

Originally comprising of Duncan 'Disorderly' Gaunt on lead guitar, Andy 'Boris Arse Mop' Taylor on rhythym guitar, Jimmy 'Spazmo' Norwood on bass and Dean 'One, More, Lots, Many' Beresford on drums.

A later configuration brought in Olly 'Loops' Bradley on bass and his brother Syme 'Fat Guy' Bradley on lead guitar. This moved Andy Taylor to vocal duties.

Top gigs included Four Oaks Tennis Club, where they kicked ass and Little Aston Youth Club whewre they kicked even more ass.

These days, they are all married and sad. Apart from Dean Beresford who still forges a career in hitting things for a living.

Syme went on to become features editor for Guitarist magazine.

Duncan, married with two kids, now builds bus shelters and McDonalds Restaurants.

Andy claims to work in the IT industry but we all know that he's only thinking about the next addition to his rather large guitar collection.

Olly is now a bass playing mercenary who will play any tune for lager or an automatic weapon.

The Specs rocked, shining light and influence upon all that bathed in there sadly short glare.

Andy: 'Any do's on?'
Dunc: *pause* 'Nah."
Andy: 'Wish I had a Tardis.'

Intro to 'Wish I had a Tardis' New Specs tune 1979.

New Specs by Loopmeister August 8, 2006

New Jersey Special 

That moment during rough, bloody intercourse when your left kidney explodes.

Bro, Bill Cosby drugged my drink and gave a New Jersey Special! Call an ambulance quick!

New Jersey Special by Gaycie May 26, 2020

new england special 

(Noun). The warm, viscous ejaculate of cum produced by a male from the northeast region of the United States- a ‘clam chowder’ of the seminal nature.

“You know Robbie? That guy in our class from Boston? I heard he blew some New England Special on Amy’s face last!”

new england special by cdawgfre$h December 4, 2019

New York Special 

Completely ignoring someone trying to get your attention on the street. Usually applies to scammers and homeless people.

I was walking to the Staten Island Ferry entrance when a scammer came up to me to sell me tickets, but I already knew the Staten Island Ferry is free. I gave him the New York Special and kept walking.

New York Special by bobby hotdogs August 27, 2025

The New York Special #2 

the act of grabbing a pidgeon off the street and using it as a sex toy while the claws that stick out sound you

Oh man, I just had The New York Special #2

The New York Special #2 by markymark122333 July 3, 2025

new jersey turnpike special 

When you are on the Jersey Shore beach, you have a girl on her hands and knees, and you insert a roll of quarters into a girls' butthole. She then turns around and while you fuck her in the vagina she is able to spit the quarters out of her butt and into a bucket.

I gave Allison a New Jersey turnpike special on spring break and then we used the quarters at the convenient store.

new jersey turnpike special by BTB33 September 16, 2016

The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.

We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

The New Jersey Turnpike Special by Crotch Kid99877 July 9, 2010