Nevevidence

Solid proof that there is no proof that you have ever danced.

"Yes Sir there is plenty of nevevidence. Well done."
"I am clean then, and shell be going. Good day sir. And I will never dance."

Nevevidence by Renaissance Funk March 26, 2014

Neckvidence 

N. (Nehk-vuh-dense)

Neckvidence is almost the same definition as a hickey, but in the case with "neckvidence", it has been obtained through hooking up in clandestine with a guy or girl who is not the significant other/spouse/etc. Also the term could be used if the person who has been given the neckvidence is young and needs to keep it covered from parents or guardians.

It is called "neckvidence" because it is a mixture of the word "neck" and "evidence".

Kelly had to see her boyfriend when she came home from the trip she took to Cancun where she had gotten neckvidence from another guy she met at the bar a night prior.

Neckvidence by Kyle Wilson July 18, 2009

nevidence 

The deletion of girlfriend sensitive images from a male’s phone. Specifically incriminating photos of naked girls. Evidence never to be seen again.

Lemme see that shower pic of shawty on your phone again Jessie.
Naw dawg, it’s nevidence now.

nevidence by Fignewt July 4, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008