Neutrogena

A popular brand of skincare and cosmetics, more so known for the former, owned by Johnson & Johnson. They take pride in being recommended by a lot of dermatologists. They are also well known for their commercials that future hot young females. So if you see some old guy looking up Neutrogena commercials they probably aren't doing it for their skin's sake and it's best they have a seat over there.

Mandy: Damn Jessica, my acne is killing me.
Jessica: Try Neutrogena. Vanessa Hudgens promotes it and dermatologists say it works. I use it everyday.
Mandy: Wait, you mean that Disney chick with those leaked nude pictures?
Jessica: Yeah.

Neutrogena by nudguy325 June 30, 2010

neutrogena wave 

Every 14 year old girl's first vibrator.

A vibrating face washing device produced by Neutrogena, in which is very easy to explain to a young girl's mother as to why it should be purchased.

"Mommy, can I get this?"

"What is it, Sarah?"

"The Neutrogena Wave!"

"Okay."

--some time later--

*fap fap fap*

neutrogena wave by ediex October 26, 2013

neurogenesis 

The science of creating brain tissue or nervous tissue so that it replicates on its own.

From "Conjoined Feet" by holden713 on www.experienceproject.com
"Some people have speculated that these nervous systems cluster together and give intelligence to the feet. They rationalize that some communication must be going on between the two feet as one foot cannot live without the other. Some have even speculated that these foot pets are capable of neurogenesis or self-reproduction of nerve cells. If there were any brain or any nerve clustering at all it would be in the center of where the two feet are conjoined."

neurogenesis by Abraxas Romante February 1, 2008

neutragender 

A gender expression where the person doesn't want to have the physical characteristics of either gender but is okay with dressing like either. Similar to Nonbinary. People who identify as neutragender can use whatever pronouns they feel comfortable with (and yes this includes neo-pronouns)

Person 1: Why do you wear skirts and call yourself a boy?
Person 2: Oh I'm neutragender

neutragender by holyimgay March 29, 2020

Neuromenace

A neurodivergent being whose expanded perception, pattern recognition, and refusal to comply with distorted systems makes them appear threatening to structures built on illusion.

A neuromenace is someone who has moved through layers of confusion, conditioning, and sensory distortion to reach clarity, coherence, adn truth perception. Because they naturally expose contradictions, manipulations, and energetic misalignments, institutions or people invested in maintaining those distortions may lable them disruptive, difficult, or dangerous.

Rather than being destructive, a neuromenace functions as a living diagnostic system for truth. Their nervous sytem becomes a tuning fork for reality. Clarity is not aggression. Distortion simply cannot survive it.

Being a neuromenace in late stage capitalism has some real AF implications! To stand 10 toes down as a neuromenace in the world requires great courage. Finding community with a unique Signal of Neuromenaces (a grouping with similarities) can be nourishing and supportive for continued existence.

Neuromenace by New Earth Ambassador414 March 13, 2026