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Neuro-net processor 

A processing CPU in the Terminator that allows it to learn from its surroundings, usually learning quite a bit it can eventually take on human characteristics.
Arnold-"My CPU is a neuro-net processor a learning computer"

Neurontraception

A preventative measure meant to be taken before one's mind is thoroughly fucked.
Sarah flipped out after watching the ending to Inception, because she had forgotten to take her neurontraception.

neurontin 

a prescription drug prescribed, mostly by neurologists/psychiatrists (occasionally by the more lax family practitioner)...known as one of several 'umbrella drugs' (generic--gabapentin )

*many symptoms may be attached; feeling 'dumbed'-down (in first week-2 week adjustment phase), word recall issues (similar to the topamax-'dopamax' effect (less of a word recall / confusion issue--rather, neurontin is more symptomatic of clumsiness/light-headedness/dizziness issues
prescribed, initially, for neural pain stemming from shingles, now a greater branch of uses more liberally neurontin} is prescribed--several MDs use for ADD-type diagnosis; more commonly (and appropriately) prescribed for [depression-related symptoms, often in conjunction with bipolar disorder. used here as a type of buffer for the transitional period between one's 'highest' moments of mania into deepest depressive state], can also be used successfully in conjunction with other mood stabilizers/SSRIs (very rarely a drug prescribed by itself)
neurontin by psych_info_MD September 3, 2009

neuro-net processor 

A learning computer, preferably a Gateway. Typically possessed by robotic police officers in search of John Connor. Cybernetic organisms frequently utilize this processor in order to murder the most amount of people possible.
I'm Detective Jon Kimble! My CPU is a neuro-net processor, a learning computer!
neuro-net processor by suppan November 23, 2003

neuronstar 

A neuronstar is a little blue ball in space that looks like a golf ball
Specimen 1: yo wsg check out my neuronstar

Specimen 2: AHFHFGFGJHGHGHGJGJGSSJGGFFSFFJSFHGFFHFHFHFFHF-
neuronstar by Fluffybunnybloop December 18, 2024

Neuroretrograph

A cognitive imprint or mental map of retro aesthetics and memory, rendered through a futuristic lens.
Looking at that piece felt like a neuroretrograph — like my childhood memories were being projected through someone else's dream of the future.
Neuroretrograph by hexblazer May 27, 2025
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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