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Langley Foundation for Social Betterment 

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

betterment 

for the BETTERMENT of the team , we stayed after doing laps
betterment by aye roll December 28, 2010

bettermentflux 

The theory of Bettermentflux posits that even if it's not clear how, things ultimately have a way of coming together and getting better.

Synonym of entropy, the theory that the natural order of things is a slow devolution into chaos and disorder.
The recipe tasted like ass. So I threw it in Tupperware and ordered some pizza. It must have bettermentfluxed overnight, because damn is it tasty now.

betterment 

To know that you are better than what you currently are being.
Be betterment.
betterment by PineappleJuice February 25, 2015

Betterment 

Combination of ‘better’ and ‘improvement’ into one word to label good effort an individual makes to edit in their own life to positively impact everyone around them
His/ Her personal improvements support the betterment of the world.
Betterment by Humanity First April 16, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026