Nervous Al
A geek who walks up to an attractive woman and prematurely ejaculates so hard that semen shoots through his pants and splatters all over the poor girl.
Nervous Al by Travisimoooo July 24, 2010
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generousa nervousa
the rare condition parents suffer from when they decide to go on a spending spree with their children.
Instead of being their tightass selves, they buy everything the child wants.
Instead of being their tightass selves, they buy everything the child wants.
child: im going to make mum come back and buy this dress for me.
LATER THAT DAY
child: this is the dress
mother: oh this would look nice on you too, lets get both.
child: well aren't you suffering from generousa nervousa!?
LATER THAT DAY
child: this is the dress
mother: oh this would look nice on you too, lets get both.
child: well aren't you suffering from generousa nervousa!?
generousa nervousa by the undomesticated one. October 23, 2008
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