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nolansexual

Being totally obssesed by Nolan Holloway
Me : Omg I love Nolan!
Mom : I know, you're nolansexual!
nolansexual by meliasteiner January 7, 2021

Nevasexual

A virgin with no hope that usually judges people of other sexual orientations. These people can usually be spotted in a World Of Warcraft chat room, or at a Star Trek convention. A nevasexual can also be said to have an unhealthy relationship with their mothers, as they usually live with them until they are no longer alive.
" I don't know why you let Nou get to you, he's just a nevasexual."
Nevasexual by anf316 September 19, 2009

norasexual 

the sexuality of "straight" woman who are attracked to Nora
"No, she is not bisexual, she is norasexual"
norasexual by Paine513 January 26, 2010

Norasexual 

(Nor-uh-seck-shoo-all)

1. (N) A being, typically a person, who has not so uncommon tendencies to desire a female- usually Nora herself, whether the predetermined sexual orientation dictates the being's choices or not.
2. (V) Having an odd, but reasonable temptation and attraction for Nora, admiring her as serious as an addiction, and lusting in defiance of one's predisposition to like/love anyone who isn't Nora.
--"Will you go out with me?" "No. Sorry, I'm Norasexual."

--"I'm breaking up with you.... It's not you... It's me.... I'm Norasexual."

-- Youth: "Mom, Dad? I'm.... Norasexual."

Parents: "We're so proud of you!"

--"We're here, we're Norasexual, get used to it!"

--"LGBTQIA-N"

nerdosexual 

A heterosexual male who is getting enough sex to not need to go out and look for it, often times not needing pron to survive, hence, when presented with a picture of a naked woman with some sort of technology, they will notice the technology first.
My girlfriend surprised me with a 360 Elite and some slinky lingerie for my birthday.

Yeah? What was she wearing?

Oh, you know, the normal black case and silver CD tray.

You are such a nerdosexual.
nerdosexual by The_Colonel October 14, 2008

Neinsexual 

Neinsexual : a person who has a sexual attraction but doesn't act upon it and chooses to be neutral.
I identify as Neinsexual, I have a sexual attraction but when I act upon the attraction I act different and weak to temptations and lust. I don't like it, but feel better being neutral and I can be myself with out all the conflict! Also feel like myself lot more too and don't have to keep going back and forth and choose.
Neinsexual by Contentinator May 19, 2018