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A play on "inept", or "ineptitude". The word is used to describe someone who is incompetent, stupid or an idiot.
Can also be used to refer to someone who takes credit for another person's idea after the fact, or only talks about things and never actually does them because they are too incompetent.
"The Australian Greens are such fucking nepts. They do nothing and take credit for other parties' policies because they don't know what they're doing and think taxing corporations is easy to do without them fighting back."

"Oi them fucking wankers are nepts innit?"
Nept by RandomOnlineBozo#54 April 22, 2025
Being inept at all things electronic. Computers, phones, internet, software, etc.
Jesus Christ, Bob. You are so fucking E-nept.
E-nept by Someguy77 August 29, 2014

oh neptune 

An expression used when something goes horribly wrong but you are somewhere where it is inappropriate to use the term "fuck" or any other vulgar therm.
oh neptune by BillNyeTheCoolestGuy September 16, 2015

Neptune Effect 

When you think you hurt something, but it was minor.
When I sat on my finger, I thought I broke it, but it was the Neptune Effect.
Neptune Effect by J-Dogg147 July 30, 2016

neptune's kiss 

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.
(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."
neptune's kiss by Dannyboffin October 28, 2007
1) Roman equivalent of Poseidon.
2) 8th planet from the sun.
Neptune is underrated.
Neptune by the random. October 2, 2021