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neopoints 

Neopoints are hoarded throuought Neopets by the rich. Play games, get good scores, get NP (neopoints). Then there's restocking you're shop. But now, neopets has made it harder for newer people to get NP. Especially seeing that you only get 25% of the NP you score in a game.
Newbie: im new. how do u get np?
Older Player: OmGZ!!!! gEt UR owN NP!!11!! RePoRteD fer SCAMMiNG!!1!
neopoints by MG-Racoon May 1, 2005

Newpoint High 

A charter school in Valrico, Florida.
It is a very small facility at the moment, and currently has only about 150 students attending.
There is also one in Panama City, though I'm not sure what things are like there.

All of the work is done on computers and on the Apex system online, so you never have to carry anything around other than a couple notebooks and extra paper for notes.

At Newpoint, students receive a private school education for a public school price- free. There is no tuition.

While students do have to wear uniform, they are very relaxed about it. You have to wear the uniform shirt, a red or tan polo or oxford. For pants you can wear black, khaki, or jeans as long as they don't have holes in them. And you can wear pretty much any shoes.

There is zero-tolerance for bullying of any sort, so you don't have to worry about being bullied.

All the teachers are pretty awesome, too.

There is also one in Panama City, though I'm not sure what things are like there.
Kid 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Kid 2: *points to Newpoint logo on shirt* I go to Newpoint High.
Kid 1: Seriously? Dang, I'm jealous...
Newpoint High by MiniatureMayhem September 12, 2009
people appointed to positions of power and influence through nepotism, specifically in the Bush administration
an article from www.commondreams.org:
"President Bush has installed (or nepointeed) more than 100 top officials who were once lobbyists, attorneys or spokespeople for the industries they oversee."

by Anne C. Mulkern
nepointee by Jabeen June 12, 2008

newpoits 

the way a little white kid asks for a newport and is usually rejected
little kid: can i have some newpoits

person smoking a newport: what the fuck are newpoits
newpoits by fathonkey December 15, 2010
NOPINTS IS A FAGGOT
“yo bro you just like nopints”

he’s implying that he’s just like a FAGGOT”
NOPINTS by fortniteballsss July 6, 2023
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