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noDickitis 

1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking

2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.

3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick
I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.

I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.

I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.
noDickitis by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020

netdicks and chill 

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background.
The guys are coming over for netdicks and chill!

newdicking 

Having sex with someone who you haven't had sex with before... (See also: redicking)
- I thought you were redicking that chick you used to date?

- I am, but I'm newdicking the chick I went out with last night....
newdicking by Marco Ace October 10, 2016
A word used everyday in Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia.
It means how much can you bring the price down?
Mostly used in fairs, but also in everyday speaking.
Can you neodice this for me?
Neodice by Braxtilo November 15, 2016
A type of nerd, most often found in the high-tech computer world, who is so geeky and self-aggrandizing as to almost be a total asshole, but alas doesn't really intend too.
Joe actually thought he had to explain the difference between an Excel file and an XML file to me, in a classic nerdick moment.
Nerdick by thisaint'myfirstrodeo August 30, 2013

netdicks and chill 

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background!
Yo, we gonna have netdicks and chill night?