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noDickitis
1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking
2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.
3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick
2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.
3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick
I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.
I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.
I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.
I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.
I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.
noDickitis by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020
Related Words
Neodick • netdicks and chill • #nodick • needick • Neodice • Nerdick • newdicking • nodickatall • noDickitis • nodickparalysis
netdicks and chill
netdicks and chill by zacherzach March 26, 2016
newdicking
- I thought you were redicking that chick you used to date?
- I am, but I'm newdicking the chick I went out with last night....
- I am, but I'm newdicking the chick I went out with last night....
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Nerdick
A type of nerd, most often found in the high-tech computer world, who is so geeky and self-aggrandizing as to almost be a total asshole, but alas doesn't really intend too.
Joe actually thought he had to explain the difference between an Excel file and an XML file to me, in a classic nerdick moment.
Nerdick by thisaint'myfirstrodeo August 30, 2013
netdicks and chill
netdicks and chill by Zacherzach211 March 9, 2016
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