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Neodick

when a penis is 3 different colors , pink , black , & light skin
"Girl he got neodick"
by Neodick July 19, 2018
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noDickitis

1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking

2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.

3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick
I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.

I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.

I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.
by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020
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netdicks and chill

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background.
The guys are coming over for netdicks and chill!
by zacherzach March 26, 2016
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newdicking

Having sex with someone who you haven't had sex with before... (See also: redicking)
- I thought you were redicking that chick you used to date?

- I am, but I'm newdicking the chick I went out with last night....
by Marco Ace October 10, 2016
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Neodice

A word used everyday in Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia.
It means how much can you bring the price down?
Mostly used in fairs, but also in everyday speaking.
Can you neodice this for me?
by Braxtilo November 15, 2016
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#nodick

Interjection

1. Through the sheer force of a faulty decision-making process (not through inconvenience or lack of desire), a particular girl or group of girls will participate in no sexual acts in the foreseeable future.

2. Due to their own stupidity, a given person or group of people will lose out on some positive aspect of another person or group of people that each party is otherwise willing to give and receive.

3. Can refer to a lack of any such positive motivator as a noun.

The phrase does not have any homosexual connotations under any circumstance, and a "no homo" or a "pause" is never necessary when using it.
Man 1: Dude, she specifically didn't invite me to her party because she thinks what I did at the last one made her look like a slut.

Man 2: Damn man, don't even worry about that bitch. She would be lucky to have you there. #nodick

Republican-dominated Congress: Yo, Brobama, we don't want none of that revenue increase plan you got there.

Obama: It is with the utmost sincerity. That I. Barack Obama. Inform you. That you, the Republicans of these United States. Will be receiving. #nodick.
by thekilluminator October 2, 2011
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Nerdick

A type of nerd, most often found in the high-tech computer world, who is so geeky and self-aggrandizing as to almost be a total asshole, but alas doesn't really intend too.
Joe actually thought he had to explain the difference between an Excel file and an XML file to me, in a classic nerdick moment.
by thisaint'myfirstrodeo August 30, 2013
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