Interjection

1. Through the sheer force of a faulty decision-making process (not through inconvenience or lack of desire), a particular girl or group of girls will participate in no sexual acts in the foreseeable future.

2. Due to their own stupidity, a given person or group of people will lose out on some positive aspect of another person or group of people that each party is otherwise willing to give and receive.

3. Can refer to a lack of any such positive motivator as a noun.

The phrase does not have any homosexual connotations under any circumstance, and a "no homo" or a "pause" is never necessary when using it.
Man 1: Dude, she specifically didn't invite me to her party because she thinks what I did at the last one made her look like a slut.

Man 2: Damn man, don't even worry about that bitch. She would be lucky to have you there. #nodick

Republican-dominated Congress: Yo, Brobama, we don't want none of that revenue increase plan you got there.

Obama: It is with the utmost sincerity. That I. Barack Obama. Inform you. That you, the Republicans of these United States. Will be receiving. #nodick.
by thekilluminator October 2, 2011
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1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking

2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.

3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick
I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.

I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.

I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.
by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020
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