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noDickitis 

1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking

2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.

3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick
I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.

I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.

I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.
noDickitis by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020
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nodicasitis 

(n.) A condition brought on by a sexual drought. Can be applied to women or gay men. This condition is not cured by masturbation.

The cure for nodicasitis is coxycilin.
Jane suffered from such a severe case of nodicasitis, she considered hiring a prostitute for relief.
nodicasitis by MeMaMi July 13, 2007
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Nadicitis 

The condition o havin y'alls balls tied in knots. not to be confused with Blue Balls.
"Elitist nadicitis."
Nadicitis by Name January 9, 2003
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
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