noDickitis 

1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking

2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.

3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick

I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.

I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.

I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.

noDickitis by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020

nodicasitis 

(n.) A condition brought on by a sexual drought. Can be applied to women or gay men. This condition is not cured by masturbation.

The cure for nodicasitis is coxycilin.

Jane suffered from such a severe case of nodicasitis, she considered hiring a prostitute for relief.

nodicasitis by MeMaMi July 13, 2007

Nadicitis 

The condition o havin y'alls balls tied in knots. not to be confused with Blue Balls.

"Elitist nadicitis."

Nadicitis by Name January 9, 2003

nosackitis

DEFINITION
The feeling of irritability, boredom, anxiety, or low energy experienced when a person runs out of their chosen substance, stash, or supply

EXAMPLE
I was planning on staying up all night playing video games, but I ran out of coffee and now I have a severe case of nosackitis.
The feeling of irritability, boredom, anxiety, or low energy

nosackitis by Millerztdcm September 20, 2026