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noDickitis

1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking

2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.

3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick
I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.

I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.

I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.
by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020
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nodicasitis

(n.) A condition brought on by a sexual drought. Can be applied to women or gay men. This condition is not cured by masturbation.

The cure for nodicasitis is coxycilin.
Jane suffered from such a severe case of nodicasitis, she considered hiring a prostitute for relief.
by MeMaMi July 13, 2007
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Nadicitis

The condition o havin y'alls balls tied in knots. not to be confused with Blue Balls.
"Elitist nadicitis."
by Name January 9, 2003
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