Nerdick

A type of nerd, most often found in the high-tech computer world, who is so geeky and self-aggrandizing as to almost be a total asshole, but alas doesn't really intend too.

Joe actually thought he had to explain the difference between an Excel file and an XML file to me, in a classic nerdick moment.

by thisaint'myfirstrodeo August 30, 2013

Nordick Helmet

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.

Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...

by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009

nerdicapped

Nerds whose level of nerdism is so extreme that they have difficulty performing or are not actually able to perform routine tasks requiring normal levels of eye-hand coordination (i.e., drinking from a cup); whole-body coordination (i.e., walking); social interaction (i.e., casual conversation), etc.

Hey, dude, that guy trying to eat the egg fu yung over there is so nerdicapped that he just stuck a chopstick through his glasses!

That nerd is so nerdicapped he just fell over sideways while walking out of astrophysics class!

That guy is so nerdicapped he just stuck his latte up his friend's ass while trying to drink it!

Did you here about poor ol' Cuthbert? He's so nerdicapped he ripped his cock in half jacking-off to a rerun of Knight Rider!

That nerdicapped dude started to say something when that lady asked him where the water fountain was but then he started to make a high-pitched sound, apparently crapped his pants thoroughly and then ran away crying and hid behind a pile of math books.

by Red Shillelagh August 15, 2009

netdicks and chill

A gay orgy while netflix is playing in the background.

The guys are coming over for netdicks and chill!

by zacherzach March 26, 2016

newdicking

Having sex with someone who you haven't had sex with before... (See also: redicking)

- I thought you were redicking that chick you used to date?

- I am, but I'm newdicking the chick I went out with last night....

by Marco Ace October 10, 2016

Nerdicle

Somebody that is weird,or a "square"

Your such a nerdicle

by Cdawgz March 11, 2017

nerdiculous

A thing or a person that apart from being ridiculous, it's also nerd.

A: I've lost 3Kg playing Wii Fit for a month!
B: Dude, you're nerdiculous.

by Kordian April 11, 2008