Nematoid
(Knee-mah-toy-d) noun; someone of such mental incapacity and lack of intelligence that it can be classified a scientific marvel. One who's intelligence is less than that of a nematoad/roundworm. Typically used in the form of an insult
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nematode
When you are so fucked up and inebriated that you no longer have control of your arms and legs and you have to slither around on the floor to move.
Andrew had way to many drinks while working and he started to nematode around the office even going under peoples desks.
nematode by The-Motivator July 15, 2018
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Nematode
noun:
INFORMAL: A retarded or smooth brained human.
ARCHAIC: One who shows signs of low intelligence.
noun:
a worm
adjective: Nematodic
Showing signs of low intelligence.
INFORMAL: A retarded or smooth brained human.
ARCHAIC: One who shows signs of low intelligence.
noun:
a worm
adjective: Nematodic
Showing signs of low intelligence.
"Stacy and Jaquana were being fuckin' nematodes today."
"I can't stand her nematodic behaviour."
"Fuck, the FUDR didn't work, the nematodes are multiplying."
"I can't stand her nematodic behaviour."
"Fuck, the FUDR didn't work, the nematodes are multiplying."
Nematode by DizzytheLizzy February 10, 2020
Insipid Nematode
A tasteless worm that cannot do anything and is absolutely a useless human
Origin: it came to a small person in a dream
Origin: it came to a small person in a dream
Insipid Nematode by captain_is_king June 13, 2018
Nematodirus helvetianus
A parasite. In Norwegian the word means "hell in anus". Not much is know about this parasite among most people, but the name indicate that it is pain full to have in the anal parts.
Man: I think i have Nematodirus helvetianus, cos my anal parts hurtig like hell. Doctor : nono it is just the good old hemoroids. Man: i just want you to inspect my ass with one of your pianofingers, sir. Is that too much to ask for?
Woman : i would like to have analsex tonight, sir. Man: i have an infection of nematodirus helvetianus on my genitals. Woman : neeeeeext.
Woman : i would like to have analsex tonight, sir. Man: i have an infection of nematodirus helvetianus on my genitals. Woman : neeeeeext.
Nematodirus helvetianus by Nematodirus helvetianus June 5, 2015
nematode
1. A person combining all the most negative characteristics of a douchebag, a retard, an infantile moron, a jerkbutt, a dumbass, an insect, a parasite, and a homosexual. Usually has a massive inferiority comlex. Tries to come across as tough and cool, but can't fool you if you've known him for two or more weeks. His idiotic antics are occasionally funny, but never when he means them to be, and only 2% of the time when he doesn't. Can't succeed at anything, not school, not sports, nothing. The only justification for the theory of eugenics. The word is usually a masculine adjective.
2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).
2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).
That guy is such a nematode!
We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.
Roundworms are nematodes
We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.
Roundworms are nematodes
nematode by abczxydefwvugihtsrqzghrpshzpnm May 6, 2010
Nematode
Nematode by DadNumberNine December 13, 2018
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