Nematoads

Nipple hair.

Randy Perez has mass nematoads, and so does his girlfriend.

by brandon blueberry May 4, 2009

neematoads

A worm like character on the fictional Spongebob Squarepants Series

"Dang Neematoads!"

by FinalFinatic October 9, 2011

nematode

When you are so fucked up and inebriated that you no longer have control of your arms and legs and you have to slither around on the floor to move.

Andrew had way to many drinks while working and he started to nematode around the office even going under peoples desks.

by The-Motivator July 15, 2018

Nematode

noun:
INFORMAL: A retarded or smooth brained human.

ARCHAIC: One who shows signs of low intelligence.
noun:

a worm
adjective: Nematodic

Showing signs of low intelligence.

"Stacy and Jaquana were being fuckin' nematodes today."

"I can't stand her nematodic behaviour."

"Fuck, the FUDR didn't work, the nematodes are multiplying."

by DizzytheLizzy February 10, 2020

Insipid Nematode

A tasteless worm that cannot do anything and is absolutely a useless human

Origin: it came to a small person in a dream

Get up you insipid nematode, look what you did to my precious gloves.

by captain_is_king June 13, 2018

Nematodirus helvetianus

A parasite. In Norwegian the word means "hell in anus". Not much is know about this parasite among most people, but the name indicate that it is pain full to have in the anal parts.

Man: I think i have Nematodirus helvetianus, cos my anal parts hurtig like hell. Doctor : nono it is just the good old hemoroids. Man: i just want you to inspect my ass with one of your pianofingers, sir. Is that too much to ask for?

Woman : i would like to have analsex tonight, sir. Man: i have an infection of nematodirus helvetianus on my genitals. Woman : neeeeeext.

by Nematodirus helvetianus June 5, 2015

nematode

1. A person combining all the most negative characteristics of a douchebag, a retard, an infantile moron, a jerkbutt, a dumbass, an insect, a parasite, and a homosexual. Usually has a massive inferiority comlex. Tries to come across as tough and cool, but can't fool you if you've known him for two or more weeks. His idiotic antics are occasionally funny, but never when he means them to be, and only 2% of the time when he doesn't. Can't succeed at anything, not school, not sports, nothing. The only justification for the theory of eugenics. The word is usually a masculine adjective.

2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).

That guy is such a nematode!

We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.

Roundworms are nematodes

by abczxydefwvugihtsrqzghrpshzpnm May 6, 2010