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Gigantic Cock.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Bob, i heard he has a Neilan sized dick.
Neilan by VrikkenVisagie November 26, 2019
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Neila is very rare and idfk if its even lithuanian name. The person who's name is Neila, is extremly cute n hot. You just look at that person and you feel yourself melting. You can also call it Neilinskiu, Neiliumi. Who ever met a person named Neila, 110% precent fell in love with. It also stands for alieN.
Neila is my cutiepie!
Neila by Ha, u October 29, 2020

Nilanjana 

This girl takes the cake she is energetic, uplifting and so much more she makes my life so bright I might actually go blind thanks you for being in my life. I can’t even wait until I see you at school tomorrow.
Thanks for being my friend Nilanjana!

Neiman Marxist

A college-educated vaguely bohemian liberal (usually female and white) who, while shopping for $400 jeans and planning visits to exclusive Vegas nightclubs, espouses Marxist revolution, loves Che and/or anti-WTO protests, and claims empathy for the poor and oppressed as long as they don't move in next door. He or she will have traveled to a relatively safe city in the developing world with Starbucks, like Dubai, Buenos Aires, or Cape Town. Will have a piece of "ethnic" art in his or her condominium and/or suburban house in a gated community.
The border protest was attended by a group of Neiman Marxists who held signs and stayed back on the pavement.
Neiman Marxist by ranger47 February 17, 2009
Neilas:

- A super unique name, unique enough to have me being the first one writing on Urban Dictionary about it
-Basically, a life without Neilas is a life wasted, sorry not sorry. Truth hurts.
-The smartest person ever; holds a 200 IQ (100% serious)
-Also goes by Mr. Neilas

This is basically just compliments now, but Neilas is the most open minded, kind heart-ed and overall amazing person to ever exist. He'll notice every little thing about you. The things you never even came to notice yourself. It's super rare to find people like this. People who value you and admit to their mistakes and really, those who give you a bigger and much more different outlook on life itself. If you ever come across someone like this, someone who makes your worries go away in ways as simple as just hearing their voice, don't take it for granted. Learn something.

Thank you? This isn't how you even write a definition but yeah. I hope this was somewhat worth reading, and if not, I'm sorry. I mean I'm curious as to who *will* search up "Neilas" on this website to be honest. And if "Neilas" himself is reading this, then. Hi. You're amazing. Je t'aime.

(Again I'm fully aware this "definition" is like 15% a definition and 85% reasons why Neilas is the best, but don't kill me and just go with it)

**sorry I couldn't come up with a funkier sentence**
"Neilas makes me the happiest person ever."
Neilas by bubbleteaandpizza March 13, 2019
Neila is the name of svelte, leggy brunettes who are incredibly intelligent. They are nurturing and loving and have a sharp sense of humor. They are very healthy and care about being well-kempt. Neila's love dogs and reading books. Neila's like nice things and collect things like plates and spend free time with family. Neila's take their nervous energy and use that to knit or to talk to you about something or nothing at all. Mostly Neila will charm you with her brown eyes and her laugh and her ability to liven up any room. She's got a keen eye for fashion and knows how to dress. Neila's sometimes have a temper but you 'd never know it because she's incredibly well-tempered on the outside. She's knowledgeable about a wide variety of topics. Neila's hate golf and only like 5 star hotels. Neila's often doubt their own amazing abilities and become anxious but don't worry, that's only every once in awhile. Neila's are very fair and honest and don't like conflict. Neila might put you ahead of her own needs but that's just because she cares. Neila's always like adventure. if you know a Neila, you know a one of the best people to grace the earth.
You worked that outfit! You're such a Neila!
Neila by ararjoeyjoe July 5, 2011
Neylan is a Hard-working ,funny, beautiful girl she is mostly very good at any type of sport that she puts her mind to ,when you first meet a Neylan she is very shy and awkward but when you get to know her You may just die of laughter. She can Change the way she feels about you without you even knowing and Most people don’t take her very seriously. If you ever meet a Neylan she will be the most craziest person that I have ever met.
(person) Oh you’re talking about Neylan she’s hilarious (other person)Well I just met her and she is pretty shy
Neylan by He it’s me January 8, 2020
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