A cosmetic-reconstructive surgical procedure in which the doctor makes you look like an African-American. As seen in the television show South Park, season 9 episode 1. The surgery is completely cosmetic though, you don't actually become black; a joke in the episode was that since he wasn't actually black, the boy who received a negroplasty couldn't play basketball otherwise his kneecaps would explode.

Doctor Biber: "Hello there son I hear you want some sort of reconstructive plastic surgery "
Kyle: "Well doctor I want to be tall and black."
Doctor: "*silence...* oh you mean you want a negroplasty!"

negroplasty by Jaaawshy November 27, 2015

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negroplasty • negroplasti • neuroplasticity • Necroplastiac

Negroplasty

The process of becoming black via plastic surgery or the opposite of a caucasioplasty.

Bill: Hey did you hear Gerald had a Negroplasty?
Francis: yeah he's trying a new scheme to get his wife to have sex with him again.
Bill: LOL good luck with that that pussies been mine for several weeks now.

Negroplasty by Defender of heavy metal November 8, 2009

neuroplasticity

When the brain change or form itself

"My brain has organized connections thanks to neuroplasticity"

neuroplasticity by aslpaul3939 June 28, 2020

negroplasti

german word for the surgical procedure negroplasty, that makes you score higher in basketball. similar to dolphiplasti. become anything you want to be. It's a fairly common procedure, really, just the reverse of a caucasioplasty just like Michael Jackson had.

Negroplasti takes about seven hours and costs roughly three thousand dollars.

negroplasti by negroplasti December 7, 2018

neuroplasticity

When the brain change or form itself

"My brain has organized connections thanks to neuroplasticity"

neuroplasticity by aslpaul3939 June 28, 2020

Necroplastiac

A person who loves or desires to have any sexual attraction or act with anime or any plastic object or plastic itself

That necroplastiact really love that plastic doll when he got to slide his**** in its mouth

Necroplastiac by anonymous June 2, 2024

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026