Negotation

When a negotiation backfires on you due to poor strategy

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by tonyshalhoub February 12, 2021

Hostage Negotiation

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

Negotiating with terrorists

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.

#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.

by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009

aggressive negotiations

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting

My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.

by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009

hungarian notation

In programming, a coding standard where all variables are tagged so you can tell their datatype by looking at the name. Microsoft likes hungarian notation, I do not. It is useful when naming GUI objects though.

nonhungarian notation:
int number;
string name;
double value;
-------------------------
hungarian notation
int nNumber;
string strName;
double dValue;

by Dahhak October 13, 2004

Negrotations

(n.) As seen in heated arguments between people of minority (and sadly sometimes a white dude here and there), it involves the act of starting and finishing a sentence with the word 'Nigga'. Usually done to intensify the insinuations of the sentence or draw emphasis.

Ex./
"Niggas' got garbage down the way, nigga." NEGROTATION.

Ex./
"Nigga I stay bein' in this game, nigga, who the fuck I is, nigga. Shit's crazy, nigga." COMBINATION NEGROTATIONS.

Ex./ "Nigga, this right here, nigga? This on some otherrr shit."
PARTIAL NEGROTATION.

by alexvill1994 February 11, 2013