Worse than a Negative Nancy, or Debbie Downer. This person is excessively negative, even during the happiest of times. They find themselves completely incapable of being positive. Some might call them pessimists, but they are much worse. They seem to be addicted to negativity.
My hubby is the biggest negaholic EVER! I surprised him with a new flatscreen tv for his birthday. Instead of smiling and hugging me, he instead frowned and asked how much I spent on it since he was planning on buying a new hard drive for his computer with our extra dough. Then he frowned some more because he realized he was another year older.
dis niggah: yo, go pop a cap in that fool.
dat niggah: are you crazy? Niggah no!
dis niggah: come on niggah.
dat niggah: NIGGAH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.