Nectoslap 

The action of slapping someone one with a nectarine.

"Ken was being a douche, so I nectoslapped that bitch."

Nectoslap by John Dominy August 21, 2007

netslapping 

The art of watching Netflix while sleeping.

Being Half asleep while Netflix is playing.

1)I was netslapping last night while waiting for my phone call.
2) I was netslaping and lost track of time.
3) I was to busy netslapping to realize how president Trump destroying our country!
4) My crazy ex-wife snapchatted her cooter while I was Netslapping and I was all shut the fuck up bitch, I'm busy"

netslapping by Timber666 February 24, 2017

negroslap 

The act of slapping someone in the face with a half melted hershey's chocolate bar.

*guys walks up to his friend*

"Hey guess what?"

"What?"

"NEGROSLAP!!!!!" *BAM*

negroslap by beer man. October 19, 2011

netosapiens 

-noun
1. The next stage in the evolution of the geek, an uber-geek, a super-nerd.
2. An individual that is SO knowledgable in the matter of computers and internet that you can actually tell just by taking a look at him.

That Leroy guy is a total netosapiens...

netosapiens by jay-x April 25, 2008