Necroderm

A transdermal patch used to quell the urge to fuck dead people.

Steve : I can't seem to stop myself from fucking the dead.

Scott : Have you tried Necroderm?

Necroderm by JT Stranganopolis March 31, 2009

necrodestination 

The place your body ends up after you're dead. Also may be where your soul or spirit ends up after you die.

His necrodestination was the town's cemetery.

necrodestination by Distazo December 28, 2006

Necrodeer

Deer that has bizarre compulsion to leap out of the woods after an individual has met an untimely end in the wilderness, to have its way with the deceased's corpse.

After the goat killed the man hiking on the side of the mountain, the recovery team had to ward off the necrodeer before they could return the man's body to his family.

Careful going out hiking at night, one slip and you could end up having a visit from necrodeer.

Necrodeer by jokerX1584 October 20, 2010

necrodendrophiliac

Someone who tries to have sex with dead trees

See Bob humping that old log? Well he's a necrodendrophiliac.

necrodendrophiliac by Kami_Bum October 30, 2003

necrodendropedo 

One who engages in sexual relations with dead young trees.

As we drove through Alaska we noticed Pete's eyes light up. On the side of the road was a collection of dead young trees. At that moment we knew we had a necrodendropedo on our hands.

necrodendropedo by Amoorous Lou September 18, 2008

Necromerchant's Debt 

Necro (pronounced Nekro) is from the greek/latin word for death. Merchant as in a person who sells. Put together, it means a seller of death. The first known use of this is in the Ten Minute Opera 'The Necromerchants Debt" written by Terrence Zdunich, the creator of the cult classic 'Repo! The Genetic Opera'. The Necromerchants Debt was the original inspiration for Repo! and some of it's songs became the basis for Repo! One such case would be with The Necromerchant's Debt song, Anno Domini (meaning year of the lord) turned into 21st century Cure. The character who sings both song is a Necromerchant or more commonly know as The Graverobber played by Terrence Zdunich in both cases.

My grandfather used to go to the graveyards and steal the clothes off the corpses. He was a Necromerchant.

The local Necromerchant tried to sell me a Rolex. The exact one I saw the deceased mafia head wear on the day of his exacution.

The graverobber had a debt to pay to all those he had stolen from. He had a Necromerchant's Debt

Necromerchant's Debt by et cetera. January 26, 2010

necrodendropheliac 

A necrodendropheliac is someone who likes to have sex with dead trees. :D

Person: Hey, did you know I'm a necrodendropheliac?

Tree: Wow, you should kill me and then we could totally go at it.

necrodendropheliac by Amberr July 11, 2006