Nebraska Sinkhole

That moment in missionary when she's got her legs hooked over your shoulders, you're really putting in work, and then boom the bed just fucking quits on you. Frame snaps, slats give out, whole mattress drops like that Omaha street swallowing those two cars at the light. You’re half fallen in the hole with her, dick still locked in, both of you frozen like “holy shit did we just do the Nebraska Sinkhole?” while the headboard’s leaning crooked and you’re trying not to bust out laughing (or screaming) as the roommates start banging on the door asking if everyone’s alive.
Extra messy if she’s squirting so hard right at that exact second the collapse happens—now the “sinkhole” is literally flooding while you’re both stuck in the wreckage like it’s a goddamn disaster

Bro, we hit a straight up Nebraska Sinkhole last night. Thought I was going beast mode till the bed ate us alive, then she starts gushing everywhere like the whole thing was rigged. Looked like that viral clip red car, silver truck, gone. Had to MacGyver our way out before anyone saw the carnage… or the puddle.

Nebraska Sinkhole by Iowaguy87 February 25, 2026