Nebraska Man 

A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.

Have you seen that movie "Caveman"? With Ringo Starr? That's nothing compared to Nebraska Man.

Nebraska Man by Ubermensch-One June 25, 2025

nebraskan man hands 

Noun(2)
synonyms: nebraska man hands, nebraskan, man hands, fat ass, fatty, amy

1. A person who has very strong, muscular, man-like hands.

2. A person who is either fat, huge, or obese.

example:

Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.

Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!

Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?

Amy: Why, sure!

Tuan: Thanks a lot, Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you were going to try to eat me or something...

Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!

Tuan: Okay! Thanks, fat ass!

nebraskan man hands by Nebraskan Ass Kicker June 11, 2013

Nebraskan Man hands 

Noun(2)
synonyms: man hands, nebraskan, fatass, fatty

1. A person that has a very strong, muscular, man-like hands.

2. A person who is either fat or obese.

Tuan: Hey, Nebraskan Man hands.
Amy: Roar!!!!! What do you want?!!!
Tuan: Uhh... Would you mind opening this jar of pickles for me?
Amy: Why sure!
Tuan: Thanks a lot Nebraskan! I was beginning to worry that you might go and try and eat me...
Amy: No problem! Call me any time when you're in need of my man hands!
Tuan: Okay, thanks fatty!

Nebraskan Man hands by AznDork916 June 10, 2013