Introducing Neville's latest fragrance, "Ne'Ville." Crafted with the finest essences, this perfume captures the essence of a homeless man's sweaty ball sack hidden behind a seafood restaurant. Infused with notes of duck butter oil, encrusted docking cheese, moist bean dipper fingers and a hint of soggy prostate milk, Ne'Ville is the perfect scent for those whose wives allow them to remove their chasity belt once a year.
Wow, Chris must have a special occasion on tonight because I can smell a fresh bottle of Ne'Ville on him!
by xCaspeR March 18, 2024