naval jelly
Of course I didn't use a condom. I left her on the bed with a towel and a fresh batch of naval jelly
naval jelly by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016
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Naval Jelly
1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
Naval Jelly by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019
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Navel Jelly
The gelatinous substance that accumulates within the navel cavity after extended periods of hygiene neglect. Some have found said substance useful for removing rusted spots on oxidized surfaces.
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Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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