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The Nautilus
The Nautilus by classicrocker192 July 13, 2009
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reverse nautilus
N. An exit maneuver that is performed after walking into an awkward or otherwise undesirable situation. It consists of walking or scuffling backwards while undulating the arms along the anterior region of the transverse plane, imitating the way the chambered nautilus swims. A person performing the reverse nautilus will try to forget what has been seen.
V. To do the reverse nautilus.
V. To do the reverse nautilus.
N. When I saw my little brother masturbating, I did the reverse nautilus.
V. Last night I ran into my roommate having sex, and I promptly reverse nautilused out of there.
V. Last night I ran into my roommate having sex, and I promptly reverse nautilused out of there.
reverse nautilus by assmurderer January 11, 2010
Deezus Nutious
Deezus Nutious was an Ancient Roman philosopher who specialised in counting balls. In 100 A.D., when Archimedes told him to give him a tool, Deezus Nutious replied with "Get deez nuts lmao", so a legend was born. Nowadays, people who say constantly deez nuts jokes are also called honorably Deezus Nutious
Person 1:Do you want some porn CDs?
Person 2:Yeah
1:Well see deez nuts in yo face lmao get rekt
2:Hehe your jokes made me feel dizzy
1: nah u just deez-y
2: don't be a Deezus Nutious bruh
Person 2:Yeah
1:Well see deez nuts in yo face lmao get rekt
2:Hehe your jokes made me feel dizzy
1: nah u just deez-y
2: don't be a Deezus Nutious bruh
Deezus Nutious by SouthParkResident69 August 15, 2021
nautilus
"You know, those mail bags, they get mighty heavy. I uh, I
Nautilus, of course. (puffs out his chest)."
Newman in Seinfeld Ep. 132 The Bottle Deposit
Nautilus, of course. (puffs out his chest)."
Newman in Seinfeld Ep. 132 The Bottle Deposit
nautilus by Jerry Newman January 3, 2009
naucious
naucious by ibasicallyknowwhatyourthinking August 29, 2009
Nautilusness
The feeling of pure rage when you are absolutely proven wrong but there is nothing you can say or do about it.
I was arguing with my friend and he caught me in a lie, completely undid every argument I had made. I wanted to fucking exploded, i felt something close to nautilusness in those moments.
Nautilusness by TK448 June 1, 2022
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