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National shut up day 

It is every day I thought I could make a day so blow me.
Today is national shut up day, what are you gonna do?
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National Shut Up Bryce Day 

Everyday people can tell Bryce to shut up once.
Bryce: Hi
You: Shut Up Bryce
Bryce WTF MAN!?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day!
Bryce: Understandable, have a nice day

National Shut Up Heath Day 

The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance
"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"
National Shut Up Heath Day by Borchag November 18, 2021

National Shut up Jayden day 

If you know a soccer player who’s named Jayden and are fat tell them to shut up!
Jayden: Hey guys
Team: Shut up Jayden

Jayden: Why?
Team: It’s national shut up Jayden day!

National Shut up Brodie Day 

September 16th is National Shut up Brodie Day, Tell any Brodie you know to shut their mouth. If a Brodie speaks punch them in the balls.
Brodie: Hey Everyo...
*Gets Punched in The Balls*
Everyone: Shut up it's September 16th, National Shut up Brodie Day
Brodie: Oh ok...
*Gets Punched in The Balls*

National Shut Up Bryce Day 

The day where you can tell anybody named Bryce to shut up.
Bryce: Hi
You: Shut up Bryce!
Bryce: WTF man?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day
Bryce: Ok
You: Ok

National Shut Up Katherine Day 

Have an annoying friend called Katherine? Well, Shut up them on the 8th of the first month!
"Shut up Katherine, its National Shut Up Katherine Day!"
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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