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National ruin relationship day 

The day you post receipts, screenshots, pictures or videos, any proof, that will ruin a relationship due to one or more partner being unfaithful.
*him/her being flirtatious towards you*

y/n: no way!
*shows proof*
y/n: i cant wait to post this on national ruin relationship day!

national relationship update day

national relationship update day, on the first sunday of may
hey bro, its national relationship update day, whats going on with ur girl?

National long distance relationship day

A day in a long distance relationships celebrate their...uhh..distance? And the day falls on March 21st
“Hey bob! Do you know what day it is?!”
“It’s national long distance relationship day!”
“Ohh you know what that means!”

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004