National midget day 

National midget day is on the 24th October it is a day to celebrate ur short friends instead of picking on them about there height uno bcs short is fiesty nd they will beat yo ass so pattern up

Happy national midget day bro

National midget day by The fake Mickey Mouse October 22, 2018

National Midget Threesome Day 

Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...

The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?

National Midget Threesome Day by Dr. Bob Lawbla September 26, 2018

national throw midget day 

today throw dylan at a wall with no legal reperrrcutions

its today , national throw midget day
wait i am a midget
bye bye

national throw midget day by succmyroot October 21, 2020

national kick a midget day 

On October 20th, it is National Kick a Midget Day. This gives everyone permission to kick anyone who is under 5'2". People who are 5'2" can get kicked but can also kick people shorter than them.

I think we kicked that midget to death! His heads bleeding! I love National Kick a Midget Day

national kick a midget day by Hanooooobbbbss October 8, 2020

National beat up midgets day

On may 27 it’s national beat up midgets day

Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day

National beat up midgets day by Dabbydeb September 26, 2020