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National short people day 

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!
Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

National short people day 

The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.
"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day

National Short King Day 

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

National short Day 

The day when we celebrate Daniel Ochowicz for his shortness
Hey guess what day it is?!?! ITS NATIONAL SHORT DAY!!!

national short people day 

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated
aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf
national short people day by bruv325 December 14, 2020

National short people throw 

On October 28 You can pick up and throw anyone who’s under 5’4 with no permission needed
Hey it’s national short people throw day lets throw them