national league 

The joke of professional baseball. Unlike the american league , the national league has bad teams. They usually have bad players in the lineups, and the worst pitching rotations int the world. At best, the league will have no better than 3 teams with a .500 winning percentage. Whoever leaves the american league to play in the national league will increase their stats significantly. Pitchers era's will drop atleast 1 full run. And they have no chance of a world championship. Minor league baseball is more competitive. If the Mets can be 30 games above .500 with a pitching rotation of Steve Trachsel, John Maine, Orlando Hernandez, Dave Williams, and Brian Bannister, you know something isn't right.

The national league is an embarrassment to us all.
Philadelphia 65-65 San Francisco 65-66 * New York 80-49
Florida 64-66 Arizona 64-67 as a result of
Atlanta 61-68 Colorado 61-69 awful competition
Washington 55-75 "good N.L. teams" they are kind of a
Houston 63-68 St. Louis 69-60 team.
Milwaukee 62-69 Cincinnati 67-65
Chicago 54-77 Los Angeles 69-62
Pittsburgh 51-81

national league by I'm so nasty! August 29, 2006

National League 

The highest minor league in professional baseball. Far below the American League yet higher than the AAA level of minor league baseball, the National League is unofficially classified as an AAAA level league. It is also frequently a refuge for players who have failed playing in the American League.

My little sister has been named to the National League All-Star team.

National League by judge, jury, and executioner January 13, 2009

National Hockey League 

The best sports league ever. Founded in 1909 as the National Hockey Association (NHA), the NHL is the second-oldest currently existing North American professional sports league, second only to the MLB. The NHL's championship trophy, the Stanley Cup, introduced in 1892, is the oldest currently existing championship trophy in North American professional sports. In 1926, with teams in Montréal, Boston, Ottawa, Pittsburgh, and Toronto, the NHL expanded to Chicago, New York City, and Detroit. The teams based in Toronto and Detroit changed their names to the Maple Leafs and the Red Wings, respectively, in the coming years. Having Ottawa and Pittsburgh folded, the New York Americans and Montréal Maroons were the only two teams left other than today's Original 6. Both folded because of World War II. The NHL would not expand again until 1967, with new teams in Los Angeles, St. Louis, Minnesota, Oakland, Philadelphia, and Pittsburgh. Later on, in 1979, the NHL merged with the World Hockey Association (WHA), giving the NHL teams in Winnipeg, Québec City, Hartford, and Edmonton. Winnipeg relocated to Phoenix, AZ, Québec relocated to Denver, CO, Hartford relocated to Greensboro, NC, and later to Raleigh, NC, and Minnesota relocated to Dallas, TX. In 2000, the NHL's last expansion year, a team was introduced to Columbus, OH, and the NHL was re-introduced to Minnesota. The Atlanta Thrashers relocated to Winnipeg in 2011.

Guy 1: "Did you watch that baseball game last night?"
Guy 2: "No, I watched the National Hockey League game!"
Guy 1: "OMG, me too!"
Guy 2: "Cool! High five!"
*High five*

National Hockey League by Yoshibowser29 December 10, 2013

NRL (national rugby league) 

This is a rugby league competition based in Australia and New Zealand. There are 16 teams that compete for the proven summons trophy.

The Nrl (national rugby league) is a rugby league competition in which 16 teams compete for the proven summons trophy

NRL (national rugby league) by George_.8 January 14, 2019

National Cyber League 

The most romantic and money costing CTF you can ever find on the internet. Where you earn points as you type on your keyboard.

How did you score so much points on the National Cyber League?
I'm an Asian, you idiot.

National Cyber League by griffpatch April 6, 2024

National Punch a League of Legends Player Day

Falls on November 20th. The title is self-explanatory. All the homies hate league players.

Liam: Hey Ben! Are you ready to get beat up?

Ben: No? Why?

Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!

National Punch a League of Legends Player Day by ihateleagueoflegends November 5, 2021

national leaguer

A Caucasian woman who chooses to see a black man romantically. The term derives from the phrase nigger lover by sharing the same initials and has the same meaning. The term is most commonly used when the phrase nigger love is not appropriate, as well as when discretion is needed.

What's that girl doing over there with that black guy, she is being a total national leaguer.

Kim Kardashian and Heidi Klum are huge national leaguers.

national leaguer by Shoe woo October 1, 2010