National Bully Kyle day. Have you ever looked at your friend named Kyle and thought, "Wow, I really wish there was a day I could just rip on him."? Well, you're in luck. Mark your calendars, because December 10th is the annual day to harass your dear friend Kyle.
"Hey, Kyle. You're a little bitch. Fuck you!"
"Woah! What's with the hostility, man?"
"Don't you know? It's December 10th - National Bully Kyle Day!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'