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In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!
National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!
by FlareHC October 18, 2019
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On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
by AFrickenGenius November 16, 2019
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