National Illegal Day 

National Illegal Day happens everyday, it’s when it’s illegal to rape people

Me: Do you know what today is?
You: No.
Me: It’s National Illegal Day it happens everyday.

National Illegal Day by Willow Bais March 19, 2021

National illegal day 

On February 30, you can do everything that's illegal now, but everything legal at that day is illegal.

Fred: It's National illegal day today, imma kill the one who stole my pen drive yesterday
John: But it's me...
Fred:
John: uh oh

National illegal day by ItzKarrotz October 13, 2021

National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day 

On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future

Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van

National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day by Altruis November 10, 2020