National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day by ibeslangin February 2, 2021

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National Fuck your Boyfriend Day

National Fuck Your Boyfriend Day is August 4th. Get ready and fuck your boyfriend!

Damn babe, it’s august 4th, are you ready for some pussy? It’s National Fuck your boyfriend day

National Fuck your Boyfriend Day by Caylee Johnson July 20, 2021

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National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day by gwagwazk October 31, 2022

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national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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