National Dinger Day

today everyone can swing their “bats”. to honor the loss of andrew’s daily dinger ritual. andrew grew up learning ancient text about dingers from his teacher kent murphy. this day is celebrated on september 13th! so come on get your dinger on!

today is national dinger day!

National Dinger Day by andrew’s famous definitions :) September 12, 2019

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National Take Your Homie To Dinner Day

April 13th is the day you take your homie to dinner to any classy restaurant you want to take them. Make sure it’s $14 and over as your homie is special.

An example of National take your homie to dinner day.

You: hey homie let’s go to dinner
Your homie: say less
You and your homie go to Buffalo Wild Wings and share some Classic Hot Wings. :)

National Take Your Homie To Dinner Day by TheHomieGpu February 18, 2020

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September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day

September 3rd is national take your girlfriend to dinner day. She's very deserving of a nice dinner with her sweet heart. Make sure to tell her how pretty she is!

John: hey let's go out September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day.

September 3rd. National take your girlfriend to dinner day by Jacky082 September 1, 2022

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National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

August 2nd is take your boyfriend out to dinner of his choosing day

Did you know that august 2nd is National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

National take your boyfriend out to dinner day by Bigdawg425678 August 2, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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