National D Day

July 27, day when girlfriend needs to suck your d

Today is the national sucking d day

Rick: Hey whats the day?

Bob: Hey, today is the national d day.
Rick: Happy D Day!

by greekgxzz July 27, 2022

National grab d day

February 11th is when every girl will be obligated to grab a dick as part of their routine

Did you know it’s February 11th?
Yeah, I’m excited because it’s National grab d day

by Bigbet244 February 10, 2019

National suck d*ck day

Just go suck ya n*gga dick all crazy

National suck d*ck day:Go stoopid ahhh go crazy

by Big steppaa June 17, 2019

National Marc D’Amelio Day

November 11th is National Marc D’Amelio day as well as every single Dylan in the worlds birthday

“What day is it dude??”
“Didn’t you hear it’s National Marc D’Amelio Day!!”
“Oh yeah I totally forgot isn’t it also Dylan’s birthday??”
“Yeah it is, that’s true make sure to say happy birthday to all of them”

by Frogfeet June 12, 2021

national send a d pic day

June 25 national send a dick pic day. send a dick pic to anyone who sends you this

it’s june 25th yk what that means national send a d pic day

by bobbathy ross June 25, 2021

April 25th: National Grab a D*ck Day

National Grab a D*ck Day is a day where women get to ass*ult men because men love to do that to women. Men, you are the problem.

oh shii I heard April 24th was national rape all women day

well on April 25th: National Grab a D*ck Day

by olive00043 April 19, 2021

National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021