The Northampton Nasty is a expert level form of exhibitionism, that should only be performed by experienced exhibitionists. To do the Northampton Nasty you must have 3 grams of meth/crack, 1 XXL condom and copious amounts of silicone based anal lube.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
Hey, did you hear joe got kicked out of his mom’s house and the cops caught him down by the river giving himself the Northampton Nasty!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!