A person who is nasty in their appearance, mannerisms, barely intelligible utterances, personal hygiene and/or behaviors who is also a boorish asshole, yet is either unaware or unconcerned of the unpleasant effect they have on those around them; for example, Ted Nugent.
Person A: Would you please give me an apple.
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Hey, man, did you just spit on my apple before polishing it on the seat of your shit-stained pants?
Person B: Yeah, so what's your point? (takes large bite of apple)
Person A: You are a complete Nasthole.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!